The Smashine challenge
Free
milkshake.
Punch 900+ on The Smashine, film it, show our team. The shake is on us.
One free milkshake per person.
How to win
Step up to The Smashine
Our BoxerX punching machine lives inside Simply Smashed, 114 Mile End Road.
Hit 900 or more
One punch, everything you've got. Get a mate to film it.
Show our team
Show the video at the counter and pick your free shake.
The rules: score 900 or more, film it, show the video to our team. One free milkshake per person.
Meet the machine
The Smashine
Our BoxerX punching machine has been settling arguments on Mile End Road for years. Imams, YouTubers and delivery riders have all stepped up. The scale tops out at 999, and 900 is where it gets serious.
900 on the board = a free shake in your hand.
Warm up
Could you hit 900?
Test your speed before you test your power. Tap PUNCH as fast as you can for three seconds. This is practice only: online scores can't be claimed. The free shake is for 900+ on the real Smashine in our shop.
Tap PUNCH as fast as you can for 3 seconds.
Hall of fame
They've stepped up
Millions have watched people take on The Smashine. Your turn.
- 1.1M views
- 542K views
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- 290K views
Your prize
Pick any shake
Luxury hand-spun ice cream shakes.
- Classic Vanilla
- Pistachio
- Mango
- Salted Caramel
- Raspberry & White Chocolate
- Toffee Popcorn
- Reese's Banana Split
- Oreo Cookie Crunch
- Strawberry Cheesecake
- Banoffee Pie
- Lotus Biscoff
Questions
How do I get a free milkshake at Simply Smashed?
Score 900 or more on The Smashine, the boxing machine in our Mile End Road shop, film it, and show the video to a member of our team.
How many free milkshakes can I get?
One free milkshake per person.
Which milkshake can I choose?
Pick from our Simply Shakes: Classic Vanilla, Pistachio, Mango, Salted Caramel, Raspberry & White Chocolate, Toffee Popcorn, Reese's Banana Split, Oreo Cookie Crunch, Strawberry Cheesecake, Banoffee Pie, Lotus Biscoff.
Where is the boxing machine?
Inside Simply Smashed at 114 Mile End Road, Stepney Green, London E1 4UN.
See you at The Smashine
Simply Smashed, 114 Mile End Road, Stepney Green, London E1 4UN.
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